Here is the text of a message I sent to somebody else on facebook. I think it pretty much speaks for itself. Enjoy.
“Actually the gift was nice, but I’ve decided to unleash the hate in 08.Speaking of which, I almost felt sorry for that cornfed dipshit E brought out monday night. This stupid asshole gets all duded up in his Sunday-come-to-Jesus clothes and she gets all drunk and leaves him to go make out with that faggitty little R kid. Probably sucked his smarmy little dick too. Which leaves dipshit stuck with the fucking parting gift (who no doubt rubbed up against him once or twice just to prime his pump, then sent him on his merry way) Welcome to NIU, fuckface! Now go home and wack off while you cry into your pillow. Ba-Zing!!”
